YOU SAID:
Satan takes me to the pasta!
INTO JAPANESE
サタンは私をパスタに連れて行ってくれます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Satan will take me to pasta!
INTO JAPANESE
サタンは私をパスタに連れて行ってくれます!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Satan will take me to pasta!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.