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Scott Baio killed my frog then ate a hamburger, got drunk, made a tacobell cat, and then ran away screaming Donald Trump's ate China. Two weeks later he was arrested for drug possession.

INTO JAPANESE

スコット・ベイオは私のカエルを殺し、ハンバーガーを食べ、酔って、タコベルの猫を作り、そしてドナルド・トランプが食べた中国を叫んで逃げました。二 数週間後、彼は麻薬所持で逮捕されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Scott Baio killed my frog, ate a burger, got drunk, made a taco bell cat, and screamed and fled China, which Donald Trump ate. A few weeks later he was arrested for possession of drugs.

INTO JAPANESE

スコット・ベイオは私のカエルを殺し、ハンバーガーを食べ、酔って、タコベルの猫を作り、ドナルド・トランプが食べた中国を叫んで逃げました。数週間後、彼は麻薬所持で逮捕されました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Scott Baio killed my frog, ate a burger, got drunk, made a taco bell cat, and screamed and fled China, which Donald Trump ate. A few weeks later he was arrested for possession of drugs.