YOU SAID:

Seriously, there could not have been a more appropriate end to the saga of Boatmurdered than a gigantic flaming apocalypse for no apparent reason.

INTO JAPANESE

真剣に、そこでした巨大な炎の黙示録より Boatmurdered の物語のより適切なエンド明白な理由も。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

More seriously, there was a huge flame apocalypse story of Boatmurdered more appropriate end for no apparent reason.