YOU SAID:
Seven silly Springer Spaniels sitting silently.
INTO JAPANESE
7 頭の愚かなスプリンガー スパニエルが静かに座っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seven silly Springer Spaniels sit quietly.
INTO JAPANESE
7 匹の愚かなスプリンガー スパニエルが静かに座っています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Seven silly Springer Spaniels sit quietly.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.