YOU SAID:

Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a smalldick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what mydong looks like. That's right, baby. All points, no quills, no pillows — look at that, it looks like twoballsandabong!

INTO JAPANESE

シャドウ・ザ・ヘッジホッグ、ちっちゃいチンポだな。このクルミくらいの大きさだけど、ずっと小さい。で、どう思う？これがミドンの姿だよ。そう、ベイビー。全部尖ってて、羽毛も枕もなし。見て、まるで2つの玉みたいな！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shadow the Hedgehog, what a little dick. About the size of this walnut, but much smaller. So, what do you think? This is what Midon looks like. Yes, baby. All pointy, no feathers, no pillows. Look, it's like two balls!

INTO JAPANESE

シャドウ・ザ・ヘッジホッグ、なんてちっちゃなチンコなんだ。このクルミくらいの大きさだけど、ずっと小さい。で、どう思う？ミドンはこんな感じだよ。そう、ベイビー。全部尖ってて、羽根もクッションもない。見て、ボールが二つあるみたい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shadow the Hedgehog, what a tiny dick. About the size of this walnut, but much smaller. So, what do you think? Midon looks like this. Yes, baby. All pointy, no feathers, no padding. Look, it looks like he has two balls!

INTO JAPANESE

シャドウ・ザ・ヘッジホッグ、なんてちっちゃなチンコなんだ。このクルミくらいの大きさだけど、もっと小さい。で、どう思う？ミドンはこんな感じだよ。そう、ベイビー。全部尖ってて、羽毛も肉もなし。見て、玉が二つあるみたい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shadow the Hedgehog, what a tiny dick. About the size of this walnut, but smaller. So, what do you think? Midon looks like this. Yes, baby. All pointy, no feathers, no flesh. Look, it looks like he has two balls!

INTO JAPANESE

シャドウ・ザ・ヘッジホッグ、なんてちっちゃなチンコなんだ。このクルミくらいの大きさだけど、もっと小さい。で、どう思う？ミドンはこんな感じだよ。そう、ベイビー。全部尖ってて、羽も肉もない。見て、玉が二つあるみたい！

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Shadow the Hedgehog, what a tiny dick. About the size of this walnut, but smaller. So, what do you think? Midon looks like this. Yes, baby. All pointy, no feathers, no flesh. Look, it looks like he has two balls!