YOU SAID:
she showers with pantene but i have water melon to keep me clean
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はpanteneでシャワーを浴びるが私は私をきれいに保つためにウォーターメロンを
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She takes a shower at pantene, but I keep watermelon to keep me clean
INTO JAPANESE
彼女はpanteneでシャワーを浴びるが、私は私をきれいに保つためにスイカを保つ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She takes a shower at pantene, but I keep watermelon to keep me clean
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
