YOU SAID:
She split my savings up to $3.99. I can't wait for the bank to fire me!
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の貯蓄を$ 3.99に分割しました。私は銀行が私を撃つのを待つことができない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She divided my savings into $ 3.99. I can not wait for the bank to shoot me!
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は私の貯蓄を$ 3.99に分けました。私は銀行が私を撃つのを待つことができない！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She divided my savings into $ 3.99. I can not wait for the bank to shoot me!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
