YOU SAID:
she wears short skirts I wear T-shirts she's the cheer captain and I'm on the bleachers
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は短いスカートを着ています 私はTシャツを着ています 彼女はチアキャプテンです そして私は漂白剤の上にいます
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She's wearing a short skirt, I'm wearing a t-shirt, she's a cheer captain, and I'm on bleach.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は短いスカートを履いていて、私はTシャツを着ていて、彼女はチアキャプテンで、私は漂白剤を着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She's wearing a short skirt, I'm wearing a t-shirt, she's a cheer captain, I'm wearing bleach.
INTO JAPANESE
彼女は短いスカートを着ていて、私はTシャツを着ていて、彼女はチアキャプテンで、私は漂白剤を着ています。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
She's wearing a short skirt, I'm wearing a t-shirt, she's a cheer captain, I'm wearing bleach.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
