YOU SAID:

shes so rude i would like her better if she was a lizard

INTO JAPANESE

彼女はとても失礼です私は彼女がトカゲだったら彼女をもっと良くしたいです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

She's so rude I want to make her better if she's a lizard

INTO JAPANESE

彼女はとても失礼です私は彼女がトカゲなら彼女をより良くしたいです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

She's so rude I want to make her better if she's a lizard