YOU SAID:
Shredded mest ate me so i ate mest shredded
INTO JAPANESE
細切りのメストが私を食べたので、私は細切りのメストを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate shredded mesto because shredded mesto ate me
INTO JAPANESE
細切りメストが私を食べたので、私は細切りメストを食べました
BACK INTO ENGLISH
I ate shredded mesto because shredded mesto ate me
Come on, you can do better than that.