YOU SAID:
Shut your mouth, you mediocre clarinet player.
INTO JAPANESE
平凡なクラリネット奏者、口を閉じてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
An ordinary clarinetist, close your mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
普通のクラリネット奏者、口を閉じてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Normal clarinetist, please close your mouth.
INTO JAPANESE
通常のクラリネット奏者、口を閉じてください。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Normal clarinetist, please close your mouth.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.