YOU SAID:

side to side and front to back your ninja moves are plainly whack

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あなたの忍者の動きは左右にそして前後に

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Your ninja moves left and right and back and forth

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あなたの忍者は左右にそして前後に動く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your ninja moves from side to side and back and forth

INTO JAPANESE

あなたの忍者は左右にそして前後に動く

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Your ninja moves from side to side and back and forth