YOU SAID:
Silas was eating a potato while petting a duck and doing the chicken dance then got kicked in the face and started crying then ate the duck and pet the potato.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスはアヒルを撫でてチキンダンスをしながらジャガイモを食べていましたが、顔を蹴られて泣き始め、アヒルを食べてジャガイモを撫でました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus was eating potatoes while petting a duck and doing a chicken dance, but when he got kicked in the face he started crying and he ate the duck and petted the potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスはアヒルを撫でてチキンダンスをしながらじゃがいもを食べていましたが、顔を蹴られると泣き出し、アヒルを食べてじゃがいもを撫でました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Silas was petting a duck and doing a chicken dance while eating potatoes, but when he kicked him in the face he started crying, eating the duck and petting the potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスはアヒルをかわいがり、じゃがいもを食べながらチキンダンスをしていましたが、顔を蹴ると泣き出し、アヒルを食べ、じゃがいもを撫でました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus was petting a duck, eating a potato and doing a chicken dance, but when I kicked him in the face he started crying, ate the duck and stroked the potato.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスはアヒルをなでたり、じゃがいもを食べたり、チキンダンスをしたりしていましたが、私が彼の顔を蹴ると、サイラスは泣き出し、アヒルを食べ、じゃがいもをなでました。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Cyrus was stroking the duck, eating potatoes, and doing the chicken dance, but when I kicked him in the face, Cyrus started crying, eating the duck, and stroking the potatoes.
INTO JAPANESE
サイラスはアヒルをなでたり、じゃがいもを食べたり、チキンダンスをしたりしていましたが、私が彼の顔を蹴ると、サイラスは泣き始め、アヒルを食べ、じゃがいもをなでました。
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