YOU SAID:

sitting on the toilet covered in a layer of sweat trying to empty your bowels aren't anyone's most glorious moments

INTO JAPANESE

汗の層で覆われたトイレに座って腸を空にしようとするのは、誰にとっても最も輝かしい瞬間ではありません

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Sitting in a sweat-covered toilet and trying to empty your intestines is not the most brilliant moment for everyone.

INTO JAPANESE

汗まみれのトイレに座って腸を空にしようとすることは、誰にとっても最も素晴らしい瞬間ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sitting in a sweaty toilet and trying to empty your intestines is not the most wonderful moment for everyone.

INTO JAPANESE

汗まみれのトイレに座って腸を空にしようとすることは、誰にとっても最も素晴らしい瞬間ではありません。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sitting in a sweaty toilet and trying to empty your intestines is not the most wonderful moment for everyone.