YOU SAID:

slap me with a raccoon and do me absolutely backwards.

INTO JAPANESE

アライグマと一緒に私を叩き、絶対に後ろに私をしてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Please hit me with the raccoon, please never do me behind.

INTO JAPANESE

アライグマと私を打つ、私の後ろに決してしないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beat me with the raccoon, never please behind me.

INTO JAPANESE

アライグマと私を打つ、私の後ろに決してしないでください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Beat me with the raccoon, never please behind me.