YOU SAID:
Slap my hand if you like cheese
INTO JAPANESE
チーズが好きなら手を叩いてください
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Clap your hands if you like cheese
INTO JAPANESE
チーズが好きなら手をたたきましょう
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Clap your hands if you like cheese
That didn't even make that much sense in English.