YOU SAID:
Slower than molasses flowing uphill in winter
INTO JAPANESE
冬に上り坂を流れる糖蜜よりも遅い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slower than molasses flowing uphill in winter
INTO JAPANESE
冬に上り坂を流れる糖蜜よりも遅い
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slower than molasses flowing uphill in winter
That didn't even make that much sense in English.