YOU SAID:
smooth man, we have some problems. goodbye
INTO JAPANESE
滑らかな男は、いくつかの問題があります。さようなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A smooth guy has some problems. Good bye
INTO JAPANESE
滑らかな男は、いくつかの問題を持っています。さようなら
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A smooth guy has some problems. Good bye
That didn't even make that much sense in English.