YOU SAID:
snail mail with slimy goop
INTO JAPANESE
ぬるぬるしたグープとカタツムリメール
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slimy goop and snail mail
INTO JAPANESE
ぬるぬるしたグープとカタツムリのメール
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Slimy goop and snail mail
That didn't even make that much sense in English.