YOU SAID:
so drink like you have no liver
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのような飲み物は肝臓がない
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A drink like you does not have a liver
INTO JAPANESE
あなたのような飲み物には肝臓がありません
BACK INTO ENGLISH
A drink like you does not have a liver
That didn't even make that much sense in English.