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So, I have been in a hospital before because a horse bit me in the head while attempting to get sniped by the white death in North africa

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だから、私は病院にいました。なぜなら、馬が私を頭に抱き、北アフリカの白人の死によって狙われようとしていたからです

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So, I was in the hospital. Because the horse hugged me in my head and was trying to be aimed at by the death of a white man in North Africa

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だから私は病院にいた。馬は私の頭の中で私を抱きしめて、北アフリカで白人の死によって目指そうとしていたので

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So I was in the hospital. Horses hugged me in my head, trying to aim at the death of Caucasians in North Africa

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だから私は病院にいた。馬は私の頭の中で私を抱きしめ、北アフリカの白人の死を目指そうとした

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So I was in the hospital. The horses are hugged me in my head and aim at the death of the White North Africa

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だから私は病院にいた。馬は私の頭の中で私を抱きしめて、白い北アフリカの死を目指す

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So I was in the hospital. Horse hugs me in my head, aim for white North Africa's death

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だから私は病院にいた。馬は私の頭の中で私を抱き、白い北アフリカの死を目指す

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So I was in the hospital. Horse hugs me in my head, aim for white North Africa's death