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so i says to him i says thats my shoe hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaha funny

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だから私は彼に言います私はそれが私の靴だと言いますhahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaha面白い

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So I tell him I say it's my shoes hahahahhahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahaha funny

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だから私は彼にそれが私の靴だと言う

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So I tell him it's my shoes

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だから私は彼にそれが私の靴だと言います

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So I tell him it's my shoes