YOU SAID:

So I was at a coffee shop and some dude came and slapped me with a fish

INTO JAPANESE

それでコーヒーショップにいたら男が来て魚で私を殴った

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was at a coffee shop and a man came and hit me with a fish

INTO JAPANESE

それで私がコーヒーショップにいると、男が来て魚で私を殴りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was in a coffee shop and a man came and hit me with a fish.

INTO JAPANESE

それで私がコーヒーショップにいると、男が来て魚で私を殴りました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was in a coffee shop and a man came and hit me with a fish.