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So i was walking down the road, then i beat up a 5 year old kid because he looked at me funny

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それで私は道を歩いていました、そして彼が私を面白く見たので私は5歳の子供を殴りました

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So I was walking down the road, and I hit a 5-year-old kid because he looked at me funny

INTO JAPANESE

それで私は道を歩いていました、そして彼が私を面白く見たので私は5歳の子供を殴りました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So I was walking down the road, and I hit a 5-year-old kid because he looked at me funny