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So my foot's totally stuck in there right, I'm freaking out, the dog's having a seizure, and I still got half a pie left.

INTO JAPANESE

私の足は、完全には右で立ち往生、私はおかしくなり、犬のこと、発作、私はまだ左半分パイを得た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

My feet are stuck in is completely right and I was freaking the dog attack, I still left half got the pie.

INTO JAPANESE

私の足が立ち往生しているは完全に正しいと犬の攻撃をおかしくした、まだ左半分パイを得た。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stuck my foot is completely correct and attack dogs with funny, still left half got the pie.

INTO JAPANESE

私の足は完全に正しいと面白い、まだ左半分と攻撃犬を得たパイ スタック。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny and my legs were completely right, attacking left half and still got the dog pie stack.

INTO JAPANESE

面白いと私の足は完全に正しい、左半分を攻撃し、まだ犬のパイのスタックを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny and my legs are perfectly right, attacking the left half and still having a stack of dog pie.

INTO JAPANESE

面白いと私の足は完全に右、左の半分を攻撃し、まだ犬のパイのスタックを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny and my legs completely attack the right, the left half and still have a stack of dog pie.

INTO JAPANESE

面白いと私の脚は完全に右、左半分を攻撃し、まだ犬のパイのスタックを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny and my legs totally attack the right, left half and still have a stack of dog pie.

INTO JAPANESE

面白いと私の足は完全に右、左半分を攻撃し、まだ犬のパイのスタックを持っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Funny and my legs totally attack the right, left half and still have a stack of dog pie.