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So once I was at my friend's birthday party and they had a pinata. I whacked it so hard I almost crapped my pants. There were so many lollies and I died of diabetes

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だから私は一度私の友人の誕生日パーティーにいたと彼らはピンナータを持っていた。私はそれをとても強く打ったので、私はほとんどズボンを噛んだ。たくさんのお菓子があり、私は糖尿病で死んだ

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So once I was at my friend's birthday party they had pinnata. I bit it very much, so I almost bit my pants. There were plenty of sweets, I died of diabetes

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だから私は一度私の友人の誕生日パーティーにいた彼らはピンナータを持っていた。私はそれに非常に敏感なので、私はほとんど私のズボンを噛んだ。お菓子がたくさんあった、私は糖尿病で死んだ

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So I was in my friend's birthday party and they had pinnata. I bit chewed my pants almost because I am very sensitive to it. There were lots of sweets, I died of diabetes

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だから、私は友人の誕生日パーティーにいて、ピンナータを持っていました。私はそれに非常に敏感なので、私は少しズボンを噛んだ。お菓子がたくさんありましたが、私は糖尿病で亡くなりました

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So, I was at my friend 's birthday party and had pinnata. I bit it a bit, so I am very sensitive to it. There were lots of sweets, but I died of diabetes

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だから、私は友人の誕生日パーティーにいて、ピンナータを持っていました。私はちょっとそれを噛んだので、私はそれに非常に敏感です。お菓子がたくさんありましたが、私は糖尿病で亡くなりました

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So, I was at my friend 's birthday party and had pinnata. I bit it a bit, so I am very sensitive to it. There were lots of sweets, but I died of diabetes