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So the weird language linguinis can stay locked up in the ivory towers instead of having to stream their twisted language fetishes over the internet

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だから、奇妙な言語を話す人々は、インターネットで歪んだ言語フェチを流す代わりに、象牙の塔に閉じ込められたままでいられるのだ。

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So people who speak strange languages can remain locked away in their ivory towers instead of broadcasting their twisted linguistic fetishes on the internet.

INTO JAPANESE

だから、奇妙な言語を話す人々は、インターネット上で自分たちの歪んだ言語フェチを広めるのではなく、象牙の塔に閉じこもったままでいられるのだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So people who speak strange languages can stay locked up in their ivory towers, rather than spreading their twisted linguistic fetishes on the internet.

INTO JAPANESE

だから、奇妙な言語を話す人たちは、歪んだ言語フェチをインターネット上で広めることなく、象牙の塔に閉じこもったままでいられるのだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So speakers of strange languages can remain secluded in their ivory towers without broadcasting their twisted linguistic fetishes on the internet.

INTO JAPANESE

だから、奇妙な言語を話す人たちは、自分たちの歪んだ言語フェチをインターネットで広めることなく、象牙の塔に閉じこもったままでいられるのだ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

So speakers of strange languages can remain secluded in their ivory towers without broadcasting their twisted linguistic fetishes on the internet.