YOU SAID:

so today I was bored at my house so I went pee and I died

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家で退屈していたのでおしっこをして死にました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I was bored at home today and died by peeing

INTO JAPANESE

今日は家で退屈して、おしっこで死にました

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bored at home today and died of pee

INTO JAPANESE

今日家で退屈しておしっこで死んだ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Bored at home today and died of pee