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so two monkeys walk into a bar one says ook

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だから2匹のサルがバーに入ると1匹は

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So when two monkeys enter the bar, one

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つまり、2匹のサルがバーに入ると1匹

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In other words, when two monkeys enter the bar, one

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言い換えれば、2匹のサルがバーに入ると、1匹

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In other words, when two monkeys enter the bar, one