YOU SAID:

solar i swear to god if you eat my yogurt again

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが再び私のヨーグルトを食べるなら、私は神に誓う太陽

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you eat my yogurt again, I swear to God the sun

INTO JAPANESE

もう一度私のヨーグルトを食べるなら、私は太陽を神に誓う

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you eat my yogurt again, I swear to God the sun