YOU SAID:

Somebody is eating my American cheese burger with no meat or cheese that cures cancer.

INTO JAPANESE

肉も癌を治すチーズも入っていない私のアメリカンチーズバーガーを誰かが食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone is eating my American cheeseburger with no meat and no cancer-curing cheese.

INTO JAPANESE

肉も癌を治すチーズも入っていない私のアメリカンチーズバーガーを誰かが食べています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone is eating my American cheeseburger with no meat and no cancer-curing cheese.