YOU SAID:

somebody toucha mah spagHET someone's in thisa HOUSE G O B A C K T O Y O U R H O U S E

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがタバコを吸います。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone smokes a cigarette.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かがたばこを吸う。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone smokes.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが喫煙する。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone smokes.