YOU SAID:

someone please slam me against a wall

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を壁にぶつけてください

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Somebody hit me on the wall.

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私を壁にぶつけた

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone hit me on the wall.

INTO JAPANESE

だれかが私の背中をたたいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone hit me on the back.

INTO JAPANESE

だれかが私の背中をたたいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Someone hit me on the back.