YOU SAID:

someone stole my pants and now i cant think straight

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私のズボンを盗んだ、今私はまともに考えられない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Somebody stole my pants, now I can't think straight

INTO JAPANESE

誰かが私のズボンを盗んだ、今はまともに考えられない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Somebody stole my pants, now I can't think straight