Translated Labs
YOU SAID:
Spank my celery and call me Cindy
INTO JAPANESE
私のセロリをたたいて、私をシンディと呼ぶ
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Hit my celery and call me Cindy.
私のセロリをヒットし、私をシンディと呼びます。
You love that! Don't you?