YOU SAID:
spider man is having me for dinner tonight
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは今夜夕食に私を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man has me for dinner tonight
INTO JAPANESE
スパイダーマンは今夜夕食に私を持っています
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Spider-Man has me for dinner tonight
That didn't even make that much sense in English.