YOU SAID:

Stay calm, and blame it on the dog

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いて、犬のせいにして

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Calm down, blame the dog.

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いて、犬を責めろ。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Calm down and blame the dog.

INTO JAPANESE

落ち着いて犬を責めてください。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Calm down and blame the dog.