YOU SAID:

Steve, if you think I'm spending the likely the last day of my life in the armpit that it Mike Wheeler's basement, you'll have to tie me down, which is technically kidnapping of a minor and if I live to see another day, I swear to god, I will prosecute. I know a good lawyer.

INTO JAPANESE

スティーブマイク・ウィーラーの地下室で人生の最後の日を過ごすと思ったら私を縛り上げないと厳密に言えば未成年者の誘拐だ私は良い弁護士を知っている。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you think you're going to spend the last day of your life in Steve Mike Wheeler's basement, you're not going to tie me up, technically, for the kidnapping of a minor, and I know a good lawyer.

INTO JAPANESE

スティーブ・マイク・ウィーラーの地下室で人生の最後の日を過ごすつもりなら技術的には未成年者の誘拐で私を縛るつもりはない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're going to spend the last day of your life in Steve Mike Wheeler's basement, technically, you're not going to tie me up for kidnapping a minor.

INTO JAPANESE

スティーブ・マイク・ウィーラーの地下室で一生を過ごすつもりなら厳密に言えば未成年者を誘拐したからといって私を縛るつもりはない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're going to spend the rest of your life in Steve Mike Wheeler's basement, technically, you're not going to tie me up just because you kidnapped a minor.

INTO JAPANESE

残りの人生をスティーブ・マイク・ウィーラーの地下室で過ごすつもりなら技術的には未成年者を誘拐したからといって私を縛るつもりはない

BACK INTO ENGLISH

If you're going to spend the rest of your life in Steve Mike Wheeler's basement, technically, you're not going to tie me up just because you kidnapped a minor.