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Stop pretending that pistachios are good. Not only are they typically oversalted, but they aren't even satisfying to crack open. They're artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常、塩分過多であるだけでなく、割っても満足のいくものではありません。人工的に味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

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Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Not only is it usually oversalted, but it's also unsatisfying to split. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常は塩分過多なだけでなく、割るのも不満足です。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Not only is it usually oversalted, but it's also unsatisfactory to split. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常は塩分過多なだけでなく、割り方も不満足です。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

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Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Not only is it usually over-salted, but the way it is divided is unsatisfactory. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。たいてい塩分が多すぎるだけでなく、その分け方も満足のいくものではありません。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

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Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Not only is it usually too salty, but the portions are unsatisfactory. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常塩辛すぎるだけでなく、その量も満足のいくものではありません。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Not only is it usually too salty, but the quantity is also unsatisfactory. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常塩辛すぎるだけでなく、量も物足りない。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Not only is it usually too salty, but the quantity is also lacking. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常塩気が多すぎるだけでなく、量も不足しています。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Not only is it usually too salty, it's also undercooked. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常、塩辛すぎるだけでなく、調理が不十分です。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Usually not only too salty but also undercooked. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.

INTO JAPANESE

ピスタチオがおいしいかのように振る舞うのはやめてください。通常、塩辛すぎるだけでなく、調理が不十分です。人工的に風味付けされ、人工的に保護されています。情けないですね。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Stop acting like pistachios are delicious. Usually not only too salty but also undercooked. Artificially flavored and artificially protected. It's pathetic.