YOU SAID:

Strangle my mother with a cookie you dastardly scotsman

INTO JAPANESE

あなたが卑劣なスコッツマンのクッキーで私の母を絞め殺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You strangle my mother with a sneaky Scottsman cookie

INTO JAPANESE

あなたは卑劣なスコッツマンクッキーで私の母を絞め殺します

BACK INTO ENGLISH

You strangle my mother with a sneaky Scottsman cookie