YOU SAID:
Straw? No, too stupid a fad. I put soot on warts!
INTO JAPANESE
ストロー？いいえ、あまりにも愚かな流行。私は疣の上に煤を置く！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
straw? No, too foolish fashion. I will put soot on the wart!
INTO JAPANESE
ストロー？いいえ、あまりにも愚かなファッション。私は疣に煤を入れます！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
straw? No, too stupid fashion. I will put soot into the wart!
INTO JAPANESE
ストロー？いいえ、あまりにも愚かなファッション。私は疣に煤を入れます！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
straw? No, too stupid fashion. I will put soot into the wart!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
