YOU SAID:

Stress is a pig, Gem is a hog, who even knows anymore.

INTO JAPANESE

ストレスは豚であり、宝石は豚であり、もう知っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I already know that stress is a pig and jewels are pigs.

INTO JAPANESE

私はすでにストレスが豚であり、宝石が豚であることを知っています。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I already know that stress is a pig and jewels are pigs.