YOU SAID:
Stuff happens in Rome.
INTO JAPANESE
ものは、ローマで発生します。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
What happens in Rome.
INTO JAPANESE
ローマで起こる。
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It takes place in Rome.
INTO JAPANESE
それはローマで行われます。
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It will be held in Rome.
INTO JAPANESE
それは、ローマで開催されます。
BACK INTO ENGLISH
It will be held in Rome.
That didn't even make that much sense in English.