YOU SAID:

stupid i am because he likes turtles just like me pooping in the shower

INTO JAPANESE

シャワーでうんちをするのと同じようにカメが好きだからバカ

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm stupid because I like turtles as much as I poop in the shower

INTO JAPANESE

私はシャワーでうんちをするのと同じくらいカメが好きなので私は愚かです

BACK INTO ENGLISH

I'm stupid because I like turtles as much as I poop in the shower