YOU SAID:

Sucking so hard my freinds are dead

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あまりにも激しく吸っているので友達は死んでいます

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My friend is dying because I'm smoking too hard

INTO JAPANESE

私の友達が死にそうなのは、私が吸いすぎたせいだ

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My friends are dying because I smoked too much

INTO JAPANESE

タバコを吸いすぎたせいで友達が死んでしまった

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A friend died from smoking too much

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友人がタバコの吸いすぎで亡くなった

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A friend died from smoking too much