YOU SAID:

suicide is the only way to stab yourself and hang yourself yeet

INTO JAPANESE

自殺は自分を刺すし、あなた自身に yeet を掛ける唯一の方法

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way and stab yourself, your own yeet

INTO JAPANESE

自殺が唯一の方法で、自分独自の yeet を刺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way that sting your very own yeet

INTO JAPANESE

自殺が唯一の方法は、あなたの非常に自身の yeet を刺す

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Suicide is the only way that sting your very own yeet