Translated Labs

YOU SAID:

Superintendent! I was just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?

INTO JAPANESE

監督！窓辺でふくらはぎを伸ばしていました。アイソメトリックエクササイズ！一緒に参加しませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

directed by! I was stretching my calves by the window. Isometric exercise! Would you like to join us?

INTO JAPANESE

監督！窓辺でふくらはぎを伸ばしていました。アイソメトリックエクササイズ！一緒に参加しませんか？

BACK INTO ENGLISH

directed by! I was stretching my calves by the window. Isometric exercise! Would you like to join us?

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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