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YOU SAID:

Sure the pills effectively numb all the pain, but I just realized that I forgot to consider how much blood i will lose, as I pressed harder on the blood soaked cloth keeping my guts from pouring out after I sliced a huge portion of my belly away.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに薬は効果的にすべての痛みを麻痺させるが、私はちょうど私が私の腹の巨大な部分をスライスした後、私の根性が注がれないように私の根性を注ぐのを保つ血まみれの布に強く押したので、私は失う血液の量を考え忘れたことに気づいた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sure the drug effectively numbs all the pain, but I just realized I forgot to think about the amount of blood I would lose because I sliced a huge piece of my belly and then pushed the bloody cloth that keeps my guts poured out so that my guts don't pour out.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに薬は効果的にすべての痛みを麻痺させるが、私はちょうど私の腹の巨大な部分をスライスし、私の根性が注がれないように私の根性を注ぎ続ける血まみれの布を押したので、私は失う血液の量について考えることを忘れた。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sure the drug effectively numbs all the pain, but I just sliced a huge piece of my belly and pushed a bloody cloth that kept pouring my guts so that my guts wouldn't be poured, so I forgot to think about the amount of blood I would lose.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに薬は効果的にすべての痛みを麻痺させるが、私はちょうど私の腹の巨大な部分をスライスし、私の根性が注がれないように私の根性を注ぎ続けた血まみれの布を押したので、私は失う血液の量について考えることを忘れました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sure the drug effectively numbs all the pain, but I forgot to think about the amount of blood I lose because I just sliced a huge part of my belly and pushed a bloody cloth that kept pouring my guts so that my guts wouldn't be poured.

INTO JAPANESE

確かに薬は効果的にすべての痛みを麻痺させるが、私はちょうど私の腹の巨大な部分をスライスし、私の根性が注がれないように私の根性を注ぎ続けた血まみれの布を押したので、私は失う血液の量について考えることを忘れました。

BACK INTO ENGLISH

Sure the drug effectively numbs all the pain, but I forgot to think about the amount of blood I lose because I just sliced a huge part of my belly and pushed a bloody cloth that kept pouring my guts so that my guts wouldn't be poured.

Equilibrium found!

That didn't even make that much sense in English.

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