YOU SAID:
Sweetheart, should you ever cross my path again I'll cut your Johnson off!
INTO JAPANESE
恋人よ、あなたが再び私の道を横切るなら、私はあなたのジョンソンを断ち切るでしょう！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lover, if you cross my way again, I will cut off your Johnson!
INTO JAPANESE
恋人、あなたが再び私の道を渡るならば、私はあなたのジョンソンを断ち切るでしょう！
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Lover, if you cross my way again, I will cut off your Johnson!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.
