YOU SAID:
Take it easy, Mike. Sam's only teasing you. Stay. Cool. Oh no I...think...I...feel...a...Tantrum...coming...on...now!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイク。サムはただからかってるだけ。落ち着いて。ああ、もう、癇癪が…出てきそう…!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mike. Sam's just teasing. Calm down. Oh my, I'm about to lose my temper!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイク。サムはただからかってるだけ。落ち着いて。あら、もうカッとなってしまいそう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mike. Sam's just messing around. Calm down. Oh man, I'm losing my temper!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイク。サムはただふざけてるだけ。落ち着いて。ああ、もうカッとなってる!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mike. Sam's just messing around. Calm down. Ugh, you're losing it!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイク。サムはただふざけてるだけ。落ち着いて。うわ、もうおかしくなりそう!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mike. Sam's just messing around. Calm down. Wow, this is getting crazy!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイク。サムはただふざけてるだけ。落ち着いて。うわ、これはヤバい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mike. Sam's just messing around. Calm down. Whoa, this is bad!
INTO JAPANESE
落ち着いて、マイク。サムはただふざけてるだけ。落ち着いて。うわ、これはヤバい!
BACK INTO ENGLISH
Calm down, Mike. Sam's just messing around. Calm down. Whoa, this is bad!
That didn't even make that much sense in English.